I am single, I make mistakes, I am human, and Tumblr is my way of coping with that. :)

 

teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing

me: yeh

friend: what r we supposed to be doin

me: lol idk

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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(Source: lubricates)

Me: *random ringing in ears*

Me: SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH CAS IF YOU WANNA HAVE A GODDAMN CONVERSATION JESUS CHRIST

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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me: I should go shower now

(five minutes later)

(another five minutes later)

(yet another five minutes later)

(more five minute intervals)

someone: (goes into the bathroom)

me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

I can’t believe it’s already 2017 

kriskenshin:

she-wants-the-d-eanwinchester:

infinite-angels:

hinterland-x:

ppessimistin:

sightless-behavior:

floorcatcher:

sightless-behavior:

4lienmatt:

sightless-behavior:

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

we can reblog while we wait for Sherlock series 4.

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(Source: dismisses)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS GETS A PICTURE!

punkdehaan:

epulina:

punkdehaan:

THE ONLY THING YOU GOTTA DO IS HAVE YOUR SUBMISSIONS OPEN. LIKES DON’T COUNT. ENDS THANKSGIVING DAY 2014 GO!

PICTURE OF WHAT

I DON’T KNOW YOULL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEEE