I am single, I make mistakes, I am human, and Tumblr is my way of coping with that. :)
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
[ PASSIONATELY SINGS A SONG IN A LANGUAGE I DON’T UNDERSTAND]
I love how they’re all Disney.
I love how the person who sings Belle passionately doesn’t know what bonjour means
OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE
I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y
can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream
THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR.
IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER
my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen
I think you just won.